What a thoroughly disappointing fact to have to face: even when a worthless decrepit POS like Mike Wallace “retires” you still can’t get rid of him.
Please do not drink anything hot while reading the article. You may find yourself wanting to throw up in your own mouth as your eyes feast on a few of the gems of “knowledge” that Wallace spews. First we find out that…
“Wallace has spent a lot of time in Iran over the past four decades…”
Hmmmmm…that might explain the burka coming out of his ass. That and the eye opening reality that Wallace lays down for us common folk in which we find out that our bass-ackward understanding of the bloodthirsty terrorist Ahmadinejad is all wrong.
Wallace dismissed the common perceptions of Ahmadinejad. “He’s actually, in a strange way, he’s a rather attractive man, very smart, savvy, self-assured, good looking in a strange way,” Wallace said. “He’s very, very short but he’s comfortable in his own skin.”
Does that mean we are “misunderestimating” his potential as an upcoming cover for GQ? Or does that just mean that Wallace didn’t have his head sawed off like Nick Berg and so he feels the need to paint the donkey-boy as a real charmer?
Despite the presence of only one translator for a period during the love-fest….
Wallace said Ahmadinejad was patient. “He couldn’t have been more accommodating. He had a good time doing the interview.”
Well shit-yeah he was patient. He has been having wet dreams about the 12th Imam coming on August 23rd for years now, heralding the Muslim hoards swallowing the tasty blood of the Jews as they drive their corpses into the sea once and for all. What’s another 90 minutes of pandering to a retarded geriatric gonna hurt?
And of course he’s going to accommodate a dolt like ol’ Mike, he believes that in just 13 days Wallace and the rest of us infidels will be wearing dirty night shirts, kneeling on a goat rug and shouting “Awl-uh Ack-bar” (southern style).
“I don’t know if you remember this or not but you and I had a talk over breakfast at the United Nations,” Ahmadinejad told Wallace. “Do you remember that you asked me at the time if I would sit down with you … and I said by all means, let’s do it.” Wallace said he was surprised that Ahmadinejad had remembered.
Well slap me and call me Susan. One would think that these two men were college buddies talking about the good ol’ days at the U.N. snickering about between polo matches. Or then again, maybe Wallace has ‘a thing’ for short.skinny.ugly.as.sin leaders of fascist militant Islamic states whose very public mission statement includes the destruction of the very freedom that allowed an idiot like Wallace to collect a paycheck for the last 60 years.
The piece ends with Wallace commenting to donkey-boy about his quasi-retirement….
“When you love what you do, it’s not work,” Wallace said.
I bet Ahmadinejad was thinking exactly the same thing about Jew killing.